10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."