10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)