10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)