10 Random Poker Quotes

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When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
Why not, when some because there are three.
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
"You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.