10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!