10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die