10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.