10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.