10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- It's Free To Fold...
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson