10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!