10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.