10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• It's Free To Fold...
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker