10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson