10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."