10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris