10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is for loners.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.