10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."