10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.