10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."