10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.