10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.