10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!