10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare