10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson