10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is for loners.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd