10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.