10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.