10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet