10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.