10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)