10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha