10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen