10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.