10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph