10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"