10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..