10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.