10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Welcome to kicker school
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.