10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."