10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek