10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.