10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.