10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "No river, no fish."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from