10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus