10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers