10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow