10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)