10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.