10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts