10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth